how to kiss :: ebook
From the first kiss to the hottest makeout sessions, sex educator Violet Blue explains in concrete detail how to make the most of your smooches. With a playful tone, a silly quiz or two and a whole lot of techniques, Blue details types of kisses, how to make the most of your mouth, kissing etiquette, hot spot and erogenous zone kissing techniques, how to ask for a kiss (with and without words) and much more. Ever wonder about hickies, bites, cold sores, kissing bugs — or how to deal with a bad kisser? Or looking for tips on dealing with beard burn or keeping your lipstick perfect? Sweet nuzzly kisses or all-out French instruction and everything in between are within the digital pages of this 9-chapter DRM-free ebook — easily readable on your Treo, Palm, laptop or iPhone (and more). Not shy about where kisses lead to, Blue also includes two hot, orally-fixated, kiss-focused explicit erotic short stories from respected author Thomas S. Roche, and newcomer Oscar Shemoth.
All three book files come in a .zip! The DRM-free .pdf is especially formatted for easy iPhone and iPod Touch reading in Safari and works on any desktop; the .txt converts beautifully with free programs like Plucker; the .pdb looks great in the free Palm/Treo eReader.
Chapters include:
* xi Introduction :: The Sweetest Kiss
* 1 Kissing Confidential :: What’s In A Kiss? * At One With The Elements * Kiss Me Deadly, Darling
* 2 Your Sexy Mouth :: Hot Lips * Talented Tongue * Mouth Moves * Kissing Bugs * Cold Sores * The Wicked Kisser * Pamper Yourself Sexy
* 3 How-And What-To Kiss :: Techniques * Lighter Fare * Intermediate Fun * Intense Arousal * Use Your Body * Hot Spots
* 4 Kissing: A Field Guide :: Types of Kisses * French Kissing * Scary Kisses
* 5 The First Kiss :: Waiting for the Kiss * Does They Really Want It? * How to Get Them to Kiss You * Ask For A Kiss Without Words * Make the First Move * First Kiss Do’s and Don’t’s
* 6 Erotica :: Jack and Ginger by Thomas Roche
* 7 Kissing Etiquette for All
Hunters, and The Hunted * Kissing Etiquette * About Hickeys and Love Bites * Kiss Catastrophes and Cures
* 8 Advanced Techniques :: Tricks and Treats * A Smooch With a View: Best Movie Kisses * Flavored Kisses * Kissing Flavor Favorites * Flavored Lipsticks and Gloss * Music to Make Out By * Stubble Burn and How to Avoid It
* 9 Erotica :: Spanish Olive by Oscar Shemoth
Availability: Instant Download
DRM-Free File Formats: .pdf (1.5 MB, suitable for all computers, iPhones, iPod Touch), .txt (120 KB, for conversion to preferred formats using programs like Plucker), .pdb (72 KB, especially suitable for Palm and Treo eReader).
Zip File Size: 476 KB
ISBN: 978-0-9799019-2-8
Price: $10.00 (USD)
Buy “how to kiss” .zip now (all files), $10, via PayPal.
Update: Now available — purchase How to Kiss Amazon Kindle book.
October 20th, 2007 at 10:36 am
[…] I had no time machine, I forgot all about it. Luckily, I just noticed that Violet just released an ebook on the same topic. This I can recommend, and for $10, holy crap that’s way worth it. Really, you don’t […]
October 21st, 2007 at 3:15 am
A great book on my favorite activity, so relieved that I don’t fall into the kiss catastrophes category. The first kiss chapter was excellent, now I cant wait for my next first kiss. Just wondering am I the only one who thinks The Cure Disintegration is a great album to make out by, and also I’ve always thought drunk kissing has a certain goofy charm. Thomas Roche can write, damn he’s good. I’m never going to look at olives the same way, Oscar is one to watch. Looking forward to the next ebook.
October 22nd, 2007 at 12:08 am
When in the world are you going to read this book and sell the mp3? Egads. I am very aural and love hearing your voice!
October 24th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Just Bought the the book, I look forward to uploading it to my ipod and reading it. (by the way, it’d be nice to get all 3 formats in one download)
October 28th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Daniel — doh, I should have thought of that! it makes perfect sense to have all text files in one, for readers with multiple devices (that would be pretty much everyone). from now on I’ll do all files in one .zip for one price — and to anyone who bought a copy of “how to kiss” in a single format, and you want all formats, just send an email to sales at digitapub dot com with your purchase info, and I’ll email you the .zip. thank you, Daniel!
October 30th, 2007 at 3:21 am
I actually paid for this book last night only to have my iPod touch tell me
that it can’t download the zip file. I has used a druca*****@aol.com paypay
Account. Could I get the appropriate file sent to my gMail account? I was also
hoping to get a contact e-mail add. for Violet to ask a question about the writing
scene in SF as well. Any help I could get would be greatly appreciated.
October 30th, 2007 at 4:20 am
Jason, you’ll want to use the .pdf that’s in the .zip file — there are three files in it. the .pdf is what you can read on your Touch. my iPhone ebook tester reads his .pdfs (and tested this one) in Safari, while my friend Jason is reading it with this second method:
“It’s not actually Safari but
Mail that will show the books and you have to email them unzipped to
yourself. That was the key. The iPod Touch I’m guessing you can just
drag em on and pop em open in Safari because, well, comparatively
speaking the Touch kicks the iPhone in the balls when it comes to
actual usability :-)”
And yes, of course I’ll send you the .pdf directly if you have further problems!
November 29th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
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January 10th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Violet, thanks a lot for recording the voice release of How to kiss.
I love your warm voice.
I am french, and of course, very interested in the French kissing chapter [please forgive my bad English].
I heard that the origin of the expression French kiss is the way French guys were getting into preliminaries with women: by licking the clit with their tongue.
It sems that France was the first country using this speciality.
And the story recalled only the use of the tongue!
Were you aware of that tale, and can you confirm?
Please continue turning us on…
February 25th, 2008 at 1:11 am
I listened to itunes and found this romantic technique,haha…Thank you very much for that, you’re really tell me something! But do I need to buy the E-book?
July 7th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
hey i’m an old geezzer. i see great value in what you do. for fun but also i think you supply info that may be hard to get safely for some people. like i would prefer to turn my grandaughter on to you and have actually, to the under 18 part of your work. i acquired my knowlege of the other world of sex from crapper walls, and this saved my 11 year old ass, when weirdos tried to steal me away. i warn the youngsters in my extended family. i like weird stuff too, don’t get me wrong, but you should do it cuz ya wanna, not be tricked , by a dirty old man like me! she’s 16.